What I failed to show you, however, was this guy:
This guy here, he's the a-hole of geese.
He's the arrogant, goose jock.
He locks the weaker geese in their goose lockers and gives them goose wedgies.
He certainly does not share well, in fact ....when I was feeding the geese bread crumbs to get them closer so I could snap photos of them, he was very rude to the other geese. I wanted to spank his wee goose bum and send him to goosie time out. Here he is, waiting for the crumb
Mmmmm, this is good...
Shoo, Scram...Skedaddle!!!! Get out of here, this is MY food.... MINE I tell you!
And just so you don't forget I'm gonna chomp you in the tail feathers.
He might look pretty, he may strut his stuff with all his goosie gander confidence, but remember...he's an AJG. He has the mind of an eagle, the stealth of a peregrine falcon and the cunning of a vulture. He is not to be trusted!!! Whatever you do, just walk away. Don't look him in the eye.
He's evil I tell ya... evil!!!